About Us
Fortune Telling
Let me tell you your fortune. In the most unpredictable, unreliable, idiotic manner.
Your Fortune is Important
Your future is so important to me. Let me help guide you with great sayings and products to help you along the way. Don't you need a disco ball cowboy hat? We all do. It's a fact.
Wonderful Products
Wonderful product suggestions to come!
Contact Us
Better yet, see us in person!
We love our customers, so feel free to lucid dream and look me up! Find me in my kaftan and disco ball cowboy hat! I will see you there!
Saffron the Outlandish Gypsy
Hours - the future is always open
Open today | 12:00 am – 11:45 pm |
